Have Fever Will Gossip

Hi Gorgeouses!

On tap today: HALLOWEEEEEN costumes; CRAZAY celeb HOOKUP; HEIDI and SEAL extravaganza; and, MORE!

Oh, and the title of this post? That’s all about me. I’m sick with FEEEEVER. LOVE. Feel like carp. But, we’ll give it a go.

By the way, I have NOT had a chance to watch Survivor yet. So, don’t SPOIL it for me. The spoiling is MY JOB! Hee! LOVE! And, DeAnna is soooooo winning The Bachelor. Poor Sheena. Her mom’s a kook… and cost her the game.

check it!!!

GUESS WHO?

It’s Heidi Klum at her 8th Annual Halloween Party at The Green Door ! Can you believe???!!! How awesome is she…?

Are you aware that her and Seal’s little boy’s name is Henry? Sounds normal enough, right? Only it doesn’t stop there…. His full name is: Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu Samuel. Eek! That’s quite a big name for a little feller!

Photos, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

IS THAT…?

Nooo…. It’s not the OBVIOUSLY PREGGERS (no matter how ENOUGH-ALREADY much she tries to hide it — can you say PUBLICITY!) Jennifer Lopez. Noooo…. It’s our fave funny girl Ellen Degeneres dressed up as our fave Latina diva….

Could she BEEEE more preggers?? So gorj, too….

BIZARRE NEW COUPLE ALERT!!!!!!

Would you EVER guess? Ashley Olsen (21) and Lance Armstrong (36)? According to Page Six, the two were spotted at the Gramercy Park Hotel bar in New York on Monday night — drinking wine, she on his lap, NECKING…..OoooOOooOOoo! They left the bar TOGETHER at 2 in the A.M. Looks like it’s OHN, Gorgeouses. Not sure how I feel about this one. I’m sensing a little "ick" from within, though….
 

JENNIFER HAD A LITTLE LAMB!

Awwww…! So ‘dorable!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

MORE MORE MORE COSTUMES….

Kate Beckinsale and family…. Sexay!

Ummm…. I’m terrible at being a meanie. But, Christina’s husband, Jordan Bratman, does NOT need a costume to look, erm, uggers…. It’s amazing that this costume actually makes him look MORE uggers than usual…. LOVE Christina’s costume — especially the way the web accentuates the belly. SPARKLES LOVE!

Photos, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

Regis and Kelly! Ha. I freaking love these two. Here they are as Posh and Beckham. Classic.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

HEIDI-SEAL EXTRAVAGANZA!!! THE MYSTERIOUS COUPLE UNVEILED….

INTERVIEW!!! From The Daily Mail!! Check the highlights!:

Seal on his love at first sight:”She had this
amazing dress on, this black, almost see-through dress, and this huge
smile on her face,” he says. “I remember thinking, ‘Wow, whoever goes
out with that girl is one lucky guy…’”

Seal enjoying Heidi’s hott non-pregnant bawd: “Our
youngest child is now 11 months old, so I’ve told Heidi we’re booting
him out of the bedroom. I’m not having it any more. This is the longest
time I’ve known Heidi without her being pregnant. She’s got her body
back and it’s real good fun!”

See HERE for the whole interview….

Aiight, Gorgeouses, I’m on a horribly terrible computer (see THE CHEATY MONKEY for deets), and I feel like carp — ACHEW!COUGH! — and I have a mouth to feed and a diapy to change. So, I leave you for now. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND! LOVE!

xo Haley-O!