Hi Gorgeouses!

I have a raging cold, and y’all are making me work! "I want this! I want that!" Sheesh! Give me a break! Anyway, you wanted deets on the new Bond? So, I did my homework. Check it!

DANIEL CRAIG IS A MANLY MAN….


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Since so many of you asked, I have no choice but to deliver. There’s not much gossip on this 37-year-old hottie hott hottie, but I did find one juicy sausage over at Sofeminine.co.uk. Apparently, Dame Judi Dench, who stars with Craig in Casino Royale, accidently espied Craig changing in his nearby trailer.  She was so enraptured by his manliness that she told reporters, "It’s an absolute monster!" But, Gorgeouses! We can see it all for ourselves in the new movie, in which he apparently bares all: he has a bunch of revealing hot sex scenes, and a skinny-dipping scene off a yatch (h-h-h-hott!) with new bond girl Eva Green.

Here they are at the Casino Royale premiere:


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Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

Happy now? LOVE!

BRITNEY’S LATEST ATTEMPT AT CLASS AND CUSTODY?!


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Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.


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Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.


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Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

PARIS HILTON? You’re hanging out with Paris Hilton and smoking cigarettes in the middle of a custody battle. Wow. Then again, Paris and Britney might have a little something in common soon: a narsty scandalous sex tape. So, I’m guessing maybe Britney thought she could learn a thing or two from Paris…? Can’t blame her for that…. Can, however, blame her for those shoddy hair extensions, brassy hair colour, and unflatteringly tight silk button-down….


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Photos, with thanks, c/o The Superficial.

Apparently, Brit Brit even dropped her pants (as pictured above) and danced around in her fishnets. Ew!

This just in: Rumour has it Britney is thinking of putting a digitally re-mastered clip of the video on myspace — beating Federslime to the punch. Apparently, the 4-hour video is no such thing; it’s only 45 minutes, sources say. Should be interesting! I’ll keep you posted. But, this may definitely explain why Paris and Britney are suddenly BFFs.

Now, THIS just in (qtd. from PerezHilton.com):

The Federjerk‘s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, just issued the following statement:

"There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes
without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a
video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have
information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of
someone else. It would be impossible to comment upon and correct all of
the other misinformation about Kevin that appears on a daily basis and
consequently no attempt has been made, or will be made, to do so. I
hope that the public and media will keep this in mind before assuming
accuracy of facts from Kevin’s silence."

Whoa…. I’m confused…. What does Federslime have to hide, now? Makes one wonder….

JUST A HEAD’S UP: MARIO LOPEZ AND BRITNEY SPEARS?


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Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

According to X17 Online, Mario and Brit Brit were seen canoodling it up in Vegas…. Hasn’t she learned yet that she doesn’t do well with the dancer type? Stay tuned…!

ANOTHER NEW COUPLE….


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According to Daily Mail, Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom got close on the set of Elizabethtown and are now dating! Cute?

WHERE’S SHILOH, YOU ASK?


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Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

Y’all keep asking me where baby Shiloh is! She’s at the hotel with the nannies. Apparently, she’s too young to go boating without a life preserver…ahem….

NICOLETTE SHERIDAN AT HER BEACH HOUSE IN MALIBU


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Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

I know. Most of you don’t agree with me on this one. But, I think she’s positively GORJ. Ever since her Knott’s Landing days. Gorj….

THE WHOLE KELLY/CLAY/ROSIE DEBACLE

What do you think? I love Kelly Ripa, and I would have been just as grossed out as she was at Clay’s gesture. Ew. Everything sticks to lip gloss, too! I have to agree with Rosie on one point, though: if a hot guy — say…Clive Owen — did that to me, I wouldn’t mind one bit. Clay’s just so ew, regardless of his mysterious sexuality. So, I don’t blame Kelly one bit. I do, however, blame Rosie for accusing Kelly of being a homophobe. But, I’m not at all surprised.


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Oh, in case you’re wondering, I’m not addressing the Kramer racism fiasco because I just. can’t. go. there. Too depressing. Love Seinfeld too much! Prefer to be in ignorant denial for now. But, please go to Ali’s blog, Cheaper Than Therapy, for the full wretched scoop!

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Oh, almost forgot. I think I’m changing my tune about The Bachelor. After last night’s tell-all show, I’m thinking Lorenzo’s making Jen the princess, and not Sadie. I don’t feel like explaining why in detail right now because I’m freezing and achy and sniffly and sore-throaty. So, I’ll leave you to DISCUSS any and all of the above. What do you think of the latest news on Britney? On Britney and Paris? Britney and Federslime? Britney and Mario? Britney and her fishnets? What do you think of this whole Kelly/Clay/Rosie debacle?


NEWSFLASH!:
I’m watching the AMA’s (American Music Awards) right now, and Nicole Ritchie’s on, and she looks GORJ! She’s gained a bit of weight. Look-king great!

Come visit me at The Cheaty Monkey. I could use the TLC. Achew!

  • http://frogandtoadarefriends.blogspot.com Beck

    I’m so glad that Nicole’s gaining weight – I was sure that she was going to die. And yes to Rosie being unfair to Kelly Ripa – anyone touching my mouth like that would get slapped, hot or not.

  • http://dreawd.blogspot.com Drea

    Brits an odd girl…
    Smoking… grief. I dont get why people start that these days. I mean if your addicted fine… but with all the medical info out there on how unhealthy it is… you’d think people would know better than to start up! Because I doubt she smoked while she was pregnant for the past 2 yrs… then again knowing her it wouldnt surprise me.
    I like Mario Lopez… I hope they dont date lol. Although he’d probably be way better for her than Kevin. He seems much nicer and mature.

  • Jen

    In that first photo of David Craig he looks like Viggo Mortenson’s twin. Double yum.
    I’m losing patience with Britney. Where are her poor children while she’s off skating in NYC and partying in Vegas with Paris? Every mom deserves some time out on her own, but come on…
    I definitely fall in the Kelly camp. What Clay did was not only unprofessional (does he ever expect to get invited back?) but also rude and unhygienic.

  • http://www.urbanmoms.ca Jen

    Yummy 007…thanks! Ali – you just like the girly-men like Jude! ;)
    Brit is just so yucky. She and Paris are a perfect match.
    As for the whole Clay thing I think that Rosie saying that Kelly made the comment about where his hand has been as a homophobic remark is outrageous. That is a totally legit statement to anyone you don’t know! The other thing is, whether hottie or nottie (and definitely nottie), he should have read her cues. If they had that kind of a rapport maybe it wouldn’t have been that big of a deal but they obviously didn’t and he overstepped big time. I can guarantee you that Regis would have never done that to her! I think she had every right to be offended by both what Clay did and by what Rosie said.

  • http://www.alimartell.com ali

    i’m sorry to say…and i’m sure this will come as no shock to you…Daniel Craig is NOT hot. at all. he’s just not. ew.

  • http://www.urbanmoms.ca Kath

    Mr. Bond is definitely one hottie hott hottie! Ouch! Something about the look in his eye in that poster. Wow.
    As for Britney, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you can take the girl out of the trailer park…
    As for Orlando and Kirsten – cute!
    Clay/Kelly/Rosie…I dunno, Rosie perhaps puts a bit too fine a point on it, but I think at heart she’s right in that it was PAINFULLY evident that Kelly was DISGUSTED by Clay doing that. Whether or not she was disgusted because she thinks he’s gay, or just that he maybe went to the bathroom before the show is unclear, but she made a VERY awkward moment out of something she could have just shrugged off…and Rosie’s right that if it were some hottie she would have blushed, and flirted, and loved every minute of it. Sooo…is it homophobia or unattracivaphobia? (yes, you heard it here first!)

  • http://www.lifeatthebecks.blogspot.com Lesley

    OMG! I can’t believe Rosie.O. was such a bitch. Well I can, but poor Kelly. That was a personal attack on her! Why didn’t Rosie.O. phone up Clay Aiken on live telly and put him on the stop as to his manners, or lack there of. Gotta love Kelly for keeping her cool and being professional.
    Brit? Does she honestly think dancing in her fishnets will win over the judge? Duh!

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