Hi Gorgeouses!

You will NOT believe the dream I had last night. More on that later. I had the best day with the monkey. We were so connected the entire day — me with her and her with me. By the end of the day, I felt like we were the only two people on earth (sooooo cliche, I know, but so true). It was pretty intense. To top it all off, Josh was late coming home. So, it was me and little miss monkey pretty much until bedtime. When he got home, I snapped out of our little world and grew up. I said "take her!" and I went downstairs to watch Y&R, eat home-made (by moi) sweet potato fries and check the gossip! Here it is….
check it!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKING WAAAYYYY!


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Please, no? Melrose? Jeremy Piven, what are you thinking? This girl is a total LOON! Please, no. Gorgeouses, I love this man. How will I watch Entourage if he’s with HER? How?! I’m devastated. I HATED her on America’s Next Top Model. HATED! Just…EW!

LINDSAY ENTERS REHAB


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Lindsay Lohan’s mother recently revealed that Linds has been attending AA meetings. But, we all know she needs a little more than that. Kudos to Linds for checking into rehab. Here’s the scoop c/o TMZ.com:

In a statement issued through her rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lindsay
says "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal
health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect
my privacy at this time."

CINDERELLA’S UGLY STEPSISTERS


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The fairy tale is over, Simpsons. They used to be cute; but, bad plastic surgery, bad lipstick, bad style, lousy self-esteem, scandals on stage, and a pimp for a father has destroyed any charisma they ever had. Sadness.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

Apparently, John Mayer is keeping oddly quiet about his relationship with Jess….


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Wonder why….Hmmm….(–that was me wondering why….)

FORBES 20 RICHEST WOMEN IN ENTERTAINMENT

Here they are, in order:


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Judge Judy? #13? What? No way…. Who knew!? At least Jen Aniston beat out Angelina Jolie. YAY! You go, girl…. For more details –  i.e., how much each is worth, their age, status, etc. — check out the article at Forbes.com.
Photo collage, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

THE NEW WILLIAM HUNG?


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American Idol is RUTHLESS this year. They are not holding back. This girl and her mother were too freaking much. Dontcha…….ohOHohhhh! Dontcha.
(Hey, is she wearing Jess and Ashley’s lipstick, or what!? See above….)

ISAIAH’S APOLOGY


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Isaiah Washington apologized for blurting out the "f-word" (see Wednesday’s post for the story) at the Golden Globes. As you’ll see from the apology, he left no stone unturned; it’s the perfect apology.

I apologize to T.R., my colleagues, the fans
of the show and especially the lesbian and gay community for using a
word that is unacceptable in any context or circumstance. By repeating
the word Monday night, I marred what should have been a perfect night
for everyone who works on "Grey’s Anatomy." I can neither defend nor
explain my behavior. I can also no longer deny to myself that there are
issues I obviously need to examine within my own soul, and I’ve asked
for help.

I know the power of words, especially those that demean. I realize
that by using one filled with disrespect, I have hurt more than T.R.
and my colleagues. With one word, I’ve hurt everyone who has struggled
for the respect so many of us take for granted. I welcome the chance to
meet with leaders of the gay and lesbian community to apologize in
person and to talk about what I can do to heal the wounds I’ve opened.

T.R.’s courage throughout this entire episode speaks to his
tremendous character. I hold his talent, and T.R. as a person, in high
esteem. I know a mere apology will not end this, and I intend to let my
future actions prove my sincerity. (qtd. from ABC News)

Hopefully, things will get resolved on the set of our favourite show (Beauty and the Geek not included!). This is a colossal mess….

NICOLE GOT HER BLOND BACK!


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Soooo much better! Not that I care. Even her hands look better….She’s not a skeleton anymore…but, she could still stand to gain, like, 10….
Photo, with thanks, c/o Popsugar.


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My research assistant, Minden, says hi….


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Say hi back, and tell him you LOVE him! You knowww you love him….C’mon, fess up!

So, come talk to me and your fellow GORGEOUS GOSSIPS in Cheaty’s Celebrity COMMENTS! We had quite the gossip session about Lindsay’s breasts last post. LOVES IT!

Here, I’ll give you some topics: what’s Grey’s to do with Isaiah? Discuss. Is platinum blond pussycat-doll-wanna-be the new William Hung? Discuss. Are you watching American Idol? Beauty and the Geek? Spill it. Do you like Nic’s new do? Discuss. What do you think of the plastic Simpson sisters? Discuss. And, THE PIV AND MELROSE? WAHHHHHHHH! Discuss.

Now, about that dream o’ mine. I’ll give you 2 clues: Justin Timberlake; Dick in a Box. Check it, at The Cheaty Monkey. LOVE! xo Haley-O

 

  • http://www.live-your-live-and-smile.blogspot.com Jill

    No, Haley, not bright enough (for the american Idol girl!!)

  • http://cheatymonkey.com Haley-O

    DREA — I don’t think I could watch the Simple Life now. I used to love it…found it hilarious. Now, I’d just be like “ew” all the time, you know? ;) HI TAITE! I have to go check on my little honey Yuki! I hope he’s okay!!
    LAV — We know you’re politically correct and that you’re a compassionate person. I know that from getting to know you here, too! These issues are so sensitive, obviously. You didn’t say ANYTHING offensive. :) LOVE!!! Honestly, you’re SOOOOO GORJ! ;)
    JEN — HAVE FUN this weekend!!! let’s go for Starbucks asap.
    JILL — You hilarious little GORJ, you! I’m telling you, they’re wearing the same lipstick as that girl from American Idol (pictured in the post)!!! It’s appalling!

  • http://www.live-your-live-and-smile.blogspot.com Jill

    this picture of the Simpson sister looks like their lips have been digitaly enhance of color!!! I even didn’t know they actually make a so ugly color of lipstick!!!
    Oh, yes, it,s true, one of the old lady at my place might give them competition, but she does aplly an inch of it!!
    And isn’t it cute to see the love-O!!!!

  • http://www.urbanmoms.ca Jen

    Simpsons – yuck.
    Melrose – yick.
    Isaiah- yikes!
    That’s all I got in me.

  • http://www.network54.com/forum/526068 LAVENDULA

    hi haley thank your honey for telling me who jeremy piven is.i am not making light about people saying hurtful things in public.wow i just erased a whole paragraph because i don’t want anyone getting bent out of shape.how politically correct of me.and no i wasn’t saying anything anti-gay.wow i am bitchy today,getting off now before i cause an uproar….

  • http://dreawd.blogspot.com Drea

    Your cat is looking mighty cute :-)
    Poor yuki is going through some stuff (check out Fina drea..)
    Im glad Lindsey checked herself into rehab.. Atleast she wants to get things together.
    I am having to get up at 4am with Taite at night and last night was flipping through all the annoying infomercials and came across “the simple life”
    Nicole on that show is very odd lol.
    I mean partly funny but good grief!
    Ah gtg baby is up. take care! Hugs the monkey for me.

  • http://cheatymonkey.com Haley-O

    JOSH-O! YOU COMMENTED! LOOOOOOOOOOVE! XOXOXO!

  • http://cheatymonkey.com Haley-O

    LAV — Isaiah’s being criticized for racism and anti-gay remarks on the set of Grey’s Anatomy. The gay community is up in arms, i think, for good reason. The problem is that this was done by a public figure in a very public forum — so it’s a big deal. People can’t be led to think that speaking like this is acceptable when it’s very hurtful and powerful. JEREMY PIVEN is from Entourage, and he’s been in tons of other movies — like, one of my faves, *Old School* (LOVE!).
    LORI — So nice to meet you! Minden is glowing because you said hello. Thank you! He’ll work that much harder now ;) . You’re sooo right about everything you said — the serious problem of Isaiah (he’s “subtler” than Mel and Michael — which says a lot about Mel and Michael, ahem — but, no worse than they are). The apology covered all the bases, but, clearly, he had a lot of help…. Ha! “cougars” — good one!!!

  • Josh-O

    Lavendula, Jeremy Piven has been in lot’s of stuff but you may remember him as the dean in Old School. He’s also in a new movie which looks great called Smokin’ Aces (see http://www.smokinaces.net/). Oh, and if you havent seen Entourage, it is one of the best shows on TV (HBO) – rent the first few seasons though first! Josh-O, Haley-O’s other half :)

  • LoriD

    Isaiah – glad you’re apologizing and seeking help, but I don’t think the F-word or, for that matter the N-word, just roll off your tongue like that unless you are comfortable saying them. By the way, just who are these “leaders of the gay and lesbian community” and do they meet regularly with the leaders of the hetero community? He has now joined the Mel Gibson/Michael Richards team.
    Simpson sisters – just sad. They look like cougars and they’re still in their 20′s.
    Hi Minden… meow.

  • http://www.network54.com/forum/526068 LAVENDULA

    so haley what exactly did isaiah say/do?geez if i got twisted out of shape every time i’ve been called a derogatory name…i missed american idol.my daughter made me watch beauty and the geek with her.i think next season they should have pretty,stupid boys and girl geniuses on it…nic always looks better blond and she’s starting to look better too.the simpson sisters look sad and pathetic are you sure thats ashley?they need to fire joe he’s dragging down both of them…was jeremy piven on some other series?his names familiar…

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