You will NOT believe the dream I had last night. More on that later. I had the best day with the monkey. We were so connected the entire day — me with her and her with me. By the end of the day, I felt like we were the only two people on earth (sooooo cliche, I know, but so true). It was pretty intense. To top it all off, Josh was late coming home. So, it was me and little miss monkey pretty much until bedtime. When he got home, I snapped out of our little world and grew up. I said "take her!" and I went downstairs to watch Y&R, eat home-made (by moi) sweet potato fries and check the gossip! Here it is….
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKING WAAAYYYY!
Please, no? Melrose? Jeremy Piven, what are you thinking? This girl is a total LOON! Please, no. Gorgeouses, I love this man. How will I watch Entourage if he’s with HER? How?! I’m devastated. I HATED her on America’s Next Top Model. HATED! Just…EW!
LINDSAY ENTERS REHAB
Lindsay Lohan’s mother recently revealed that Linds has been attending AA meetings. But, we all know she needs a little more than that. Kudos to Linds for checking into rehab. Here’s the scoop c/o TMZ.com:
In a statement issued through her rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lindsay
says "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal
health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect
my privacy at this time."
CINDERELLA’S UGLY STEPSISTERS
The fairy tale is over, Simpsons. They used to be cute; but, bad plastic surgery, bad lipstick, bad style, lousy self-esteem, scandals on stage, and a pimp for a father has destroyed any charisma they ever had. Sadness.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
Apparently, John Mayer is keeping oddly quiet about his relationship with Jess….
Wonder why….Hmmm….(–that was me wondering why….)
FORBES 20 RICHEST WOMEN IN ENTERTAINMENT
Here they are, in order:
Judge Judy? #13? What? No way…. Who knew!? At least Jen Aniston beat out Angelina Jolie. YAY! You go, girl…. For more details — i.e., how much each is worth, their age, status, etc. — check out the article at Forbes.com.
Photo collage, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.
THE NEW WILLIAM HUNG?
American Idol is RUTHLESS this year. They are not holding back. This girl and her mother were too freaking much. Dontcha…….ohOHohhhh! Dontcha.
(Hey, is she wearing Jess and Ashley’s lipstick, or what!? See above….)
Isaiah Washington apologized for blurting out the "f-word" (see Wednesday’s post for the story) at the Golden Globes. As you’ll see from the apology, he left no stone unturned; it’s the perfect apology.
I apologize to T.R., my colleagues, the fans
of the show and especially the lesbian and gay community for using a
word that is unacceptable in any context or circumstance. By repeating
the word Monday night, I marred what should have been a perfect night
for everyone who works on "Grey’s Anatomy." I can neither defend nor
explain my behavior. I can also no longer deny to myself that there are
issues I obviously need to examine within my own soul, and I’ve asked
I know the power of words, especially those that demean. I realize
that by using one filled with disrespect, I have hurt more than T.R.
and my colleagues. With one word, I’ve hurt everyone who has struggled
for the respect so many of us take for granted. I welcome the chance to
meet with leaders of the gay and lesbian community to apologize in
person and to talk about what I can do to heal the wounds I’ve opened.
T.R.’s courage throughout this entire episode speaks to his
tremendous character. I hold his talent, and T.R. as a person, in high
esteem. I know a mere apology will not end this, and I intend to let my
future actions prove my sincerity. (qtd. from ABC News)
Hopefully, things will get resolved on the set of our favourite show (Beauty and the Geek not included!). This is a colossal mess….
NICOLE GOT HER BLOND BACK!
Soooo much better! Not that I care. Even her hands look better….She’s not a skeleton anymore…but, she could still stand to gain, like, 10….
Photo, with thanks, c/o Popsugar.
My research assistant, Minden, says hi….
Say hi back, and tell him you LOVE him! You knowww you love him….C’mon, fess up!
So, come talk to me and your fellow GORGEOUS GOSSIPS in Cheaty’s Celebrity COMMENTS! We had quite the gossip session about Lindsay’s breasts last post. LOVES IT!
Here, I’ll give you some topics: what’s Grey’s to do with Isaiah? Discuss. Is platinum blond pussycat-doll-wanna-be the new William Hung? Discuss. Are you watching American Idol? Beauty and the Geek? Spill it. Do you like Nic’s new do? Discuss. What do you think of the plastic Simpson sisters? Discuss. And, THE PIV AND MELROSE? WAHHHHHHHH! Discuss.
Now, about that dream o’ mine. I’ll give you 2 clues: Justin Timberlake; Dick in a Box. Check it, at The Cheaty Monkey. LOVE! xo Haley-O