Remember when Brian Bonsall was all cute and looked like this?


He was to the Keatons as Chrissy was to the Seavers. A rapidly-growing addition to the family to add extra plotlines and keep the show young for a few extra years.

and Hey, remember when he looked like this


in April of 2007, when dude made headlines for something other than child acting. Surprise! A former child actor with an addiction and aggression problem (see: Stephanie Tanner + Meth) who was arrested for second degree assault on his then girlfriend. Apparently, he threw a drink on her and threw her on the bed and put her in a choke hold. Stay classy, Andy Keaton!

and, hey, remember when he looked like this


and is SURPRISE! in trouble with the law once again. (Also, complete with ridiculous tattoos! Is that a wiener on the side?)

It seems that Bonsall, now 28, supposedly smashed his best friend Micheal Trujillo’s face with a bar stool while very, very drunk. Awesome. According to reports: Bonsall then said that he and Trujillo both are bipolar and like
drugs. Bonsall said that he takes a lot of
drugs and sometimes those drugs make him forget things.

Maybe he needs to take a tip from Jodie Sweetin and write his very own unSweetined memoir. Maybe then he can make some money to remove the butterfly and the penis from his neck. 

  • Julie

    wow….is pretty much all i can say! one more for celebrity detox 🙂

  • Teena in Toronto

    When I read about this today I wondered what the hell happened to him?!
    I love tattoos but his are nasty.

  • Melissa

    Love the neck tattoo… Always a sign that life has taken you down a good path.

  • Kath

    Such a very compelling visual argument for never, not EVER exploiting your child’s cuteness for money. (See also: SPEARS, Britney; LOHAN, Lindsay; etc.)
    The tattoos are as ridiculous as the fang-like lower-lip piercings. One word: EWWWWW.

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