Sometimes I worry that my 8-year-old daughter is growing up too fast….and then I look ay Noah Cyrus and kind of want to nutpunch Billy Ray Cyrus…because his daughter Noah is spending Halloween in a child prositute costume, while my daughter will be spending that day dressed as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.

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It reminds me of that line in Mean Girls when Cady says “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”

only Noah Cyrus is NOT in high school. She’s in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

and her father should be shot..

  • Will

    Author is retarded.

  • http://crumbsintheminivan.blogspot.com CynthiaK

    Wow, that’s some kind of crazy. Are those actually Halloween costumes? Suvi’s a black cat this year – head to toe black and that suits mommy just fine.

  • Julie

    those boots? seriously? that just makes me want to vomit. i would consider that picture ‘arrest-worthy’ if it was on a website of dubious nature. nut-punch for sure….

  • Mari

    Her friend’s costume isn’t ANY better.

  • Jen

    Yikes. That just makes me feel sad for Noah. She is all over-exposed and sexualized and she is, what, 8?? My 6 year-old daughter is being a (very scary) skeleton and my 10 year-old son is being a Fat Old Man. Funny thing, though, when we were costume shopping my son was looking at some of the adult costumes and jokingly held one up and said, “this is it, mom! This is what I want to be!” It was the Male Stripper costume.

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