Ahoy there – not only is it National Talk Like a Pirate Day but Unmarriedamerica.org has named this National Unmarried and Singles Week. Where’s my damn cake?! A whole week to celebrate being single. Hmm. Interesting. The funny thing is, when I google Singles Week, I get some sites offering dating advice. Wait a minute. Isn’t that like offering couples free memberships to Ashley Madison on Valentine’s Day? I’m just saying?