3 11/22/2010 parenting Family

9 lives over

Those of you who read about my reader who left her marriage and whose ex gave their children a cat to live ‘happily with you at mommy’s“, and she loathes cats(and he knew this naturally), remember that the first night her second husband slept over at hers, he awoke to find his soft top on his sports car torn to shreds by feline furor.

This cat, as evil envoy of former husband, continued to wreak havoc on new relationship, pooping in second husband’s shoes, scratching his favourite sunglasses and ‘picking’ at his beloved cashmere sweater until one day demon cat decided material damage did not hurt him enough and lunged at loverboy….
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Cat was put down. Second husband got seventeen stitches. First husband smirked and went kitten shopping for his boys’ Christmas…..
  • Nancy

    actually it was 50 stitches

  • Tracey

    Holy crap is right! Glad the evil bastard was put down… saved me from the job. (Oops – is my non-love for the felines showing?!) PS – poor dude!! Scandalous…

  • Sara

    NANCY – is this for real???? HOLY CRAP!

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