Do you ever have one of those days where you’re just MISERABLY grumpy for no reason? That’s me today. I want to curl up in a ball and sob or I just want to punch the crap out of someone (remember that Steel Magnolias scene?? ‘Are you high Claree?’)
We decided to go out for lunch and try to shake it out of me. Nothing like fish and chips (totally not on my ‘naturopath’ list of accepted foods but eff it) to crack a bad mood.
Well it worked until we were driving back and I was reminded of one of my #1 pet peeves. I’m sorry right now if I’m going to offend some of you….because god knows I will. But I loathe…I despise….I hate (yes Will I know I can’t say hate but I’m grumpy!) those freaking family stick figures on the back of cars. Sorry I do. Almost as much as ‘My kid is an honour student at…’ bumper stickers. Those piss me off too but not to the degree of this…
Awww – how traditional! Dad likes to cook some beef on the grill while mom wears a skirt and reads. Son is a rock star and little Susie likes her dolly! Let’s just hope that bird doesn’t make a dive for the fish or they’ll be some sticker scraping happening!
So sweet! Look it’s Walt Disney’s car!!! Orrrrr it’s just that couple who went to Disney on their honeymoon and then had some kids who they take their every year instead of putting the money in a college fund.
I can almost get behind this one…ALMOST. It would have been more hilarious if it wasn’t put on after the split. Like if it was one of the two above but with a big X through it.
Good GOD. Who needs fish and chips where I can type hard for three minutes and feel so much better. I will now remove my tongue from my cheek and await the onslaught of haters. (Starting with one of my closest friends….SHE knows I’m just pms’ing or something….:)).
Come on. Admit it. You miss the ‘Honk If You’re Horny’ and “Keep on Truckin” ones…