Hi Gorgeouses!
Today we got more Britney, unfortunately — it’s just UNAVOIDABLE these days — Jessica Alba’s fashion faux pas, Kate Bosworth’s bigger and better bod, SARAH MCLACHLAN news, Chris Noth, ANTM, and MORE!!!
check it!!!!!
VIDEOS FROM BRIT’S COMEBACK PERFORMANCE LAST NIGHT AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES, ANAHEIM
These videos are PAINFULLY boring, if you ask me. Makes me think Brit really wasn’t ready for the comeback. The energy isn’t the same; there’s none of the old umph…. BUT, people who saw the concert said it was hott. She’s done 2 shows already: the first one was 14 minutes and the second was 12…. Both times she left screaming fans wanting more.
What do you think of it, Gorgeouses? Is Britney back?
SARAH MCLACHLAN IS PREGGERS WITH BABY #2
…And, doesn’t she look BEAUTIFUL! GLOW!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
FASHION QUESTION
Open-toed shoes with stockings? And, those ARE stockings. Isn’t that, like, a major faux pas? Let me know because I’m always confused about these things. Otherwise, Jess looks great — she’s standing on the red carpet for the premiere of Fabulous Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
I also hear black stockings are O-U-T OUT….
WOAHHHH! What was Lindsay thinking with this number. I mean COME. ON. Is this a joke? Because I’m not buying it.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.
KATE BOSWORTH LOOKS GREAT
Back in September, Kate looked like this, remember?
Well, NOW, she looks beautiful….Check out these bikini pics of Kate in Maui, Hawaii, with her HOTT boyfriend….
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY’S IN MAUI!
Remember Sex and the City‘s MR. BIG!? Chris Noth! Look how adorable. LOVE! I’m sooo missing Sex and the City right now. There IS a movie in the works, though….Wouldn’t be the same without Biggie! So, here’s hoping we’ll be seeing more of him soon…(but maybe a little less skin than in these here photos…– still sooo ‘dorable, though!).
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
GORGEOUSES, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?
Daniel Edwards — the sculptor who created this sculpture of Britney giving birth to Sean Preston
— has a new controversial masterpiece on display. Check it!
It’s a tiara’ed Paris Hilton lying spread-eagle on an autopsy table — after being killed while driving drunk. The artist intended it as a cautionary piece, warning children and teens who worship Paris about the dangers of drunk driving…. Awesome. Best Paris Hilton gossip I’ve heard in a long time. Oh, that, and she’s QUITE POSSIBLY headed for 45 days in jail for violating her DUI-related terms of probation…. I’ll keep you posted.
DILF ALERT!!!
Awww!!! Look at Daddy Pitt and his pretty little Shiloh — 1 year old already! HE even made a little tent for her! OY!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Perez Hilton.
Because you KNOW you want to…VOTE for MOI! Thank you….
ANTM: Brittany is FINALLY a GONER! YES. There was only so much more Brittany whining I could take! You know? Oh, I’m sure, you KNOW!
There’s no doubt — the girl takes AMAZING pictures. But, she was totally pathetic on the show. She blamed everyone for everything. I couldn’t stand it.
Please tell me Tyra was kidding around when she said "Mommy, I peed in my pants"! PLEASE!
Let this poor girl keep her extensions, would you?!
Renee’s been at SUCH a disadvantage with her short hair. Frikking brutal. She’s gotta win this thing. Look at her!
The Y&R: What is up with CAIN!? Is he actually EVIL!? Gosh, his name should have been a hint from the beginning — duhh! Interesting development, this…. Very interesting.
Talk to me in the comments, Gorgeouses! I love to hear from you. And, be sure to leave ANY requests. LOVE!
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xo Haley-O!

Oh and about Brit… she may be back in shape and such … but to me I just hate to see that she has to sell herself prancing around like a stripper to come back… shes such a beautiful woman.. I hate she has to look so trashy…
yea brit was getting on my nerves. I watched it tonight online.. thats why I wait to visit ur blog now 😉 dont want to accidently see who gets cut.
I do like Reene now. The fact she has a kid is winning me over 2.. my second fav… hmm… I like Jasleene (not sure on spelling) but I think that comes from the fact Im half hispanic LOL.
Ok those sculptures are just weird and didn’t Brit have c-sections both times? I don’t get it.
If Cain is so smart and bad what the hell is he doing with Amber, hello the tiniest bit of digging into her background would have revealed all?
Not sure I like that at all.
When she freaked out, and they could hear her clearly in the other room, it was a sign that Britney was not make to be ANTM!!
Brad and Siloh, how cute!!! And is it actually a tent made out of a carton box???
Britney…the only thing I have to say about this is at least she’s not wearing those effing cowboy boots again!
I LOVE Sarah McLachlan!! She needs to make a comeback…I miss Lilith Fair. 🙁
I think when you look like Jessica Alba, you can probably get away with just about anything. The rest of the world, probably shouldn’t attempt it. Ha!
Paris statue…gross! But, intriguing…it’s kind of like a car wreck…you just can’t look away!
I don’t watch ANTM, but forget Brittany – who’s the dude in the picture with her?? He is H-O-T-T!
Yeah, stockings and open-toed shoes are a big no-no. In my books anyway.
I used to like Brittany on ANTM until she started all the whining and excuses, etc.
Thank you thank you thank you Haley for all the hard work you do with your celebrity gossip! I’m going to a wedding this weekend and have loaded up on the latest gossip so I can have something to chat about with the hundreds of people I won’t know…it’s also what I arm myself with for hubby’s company functions with all the boring coworkers. I think at the Xmas party we were talking about Brit-Brits vagina ?!? You are a lifesaver!!!!!!!!!!
sarah looks beautiful preggers.and kate bosworth looks so much better than when too skinny.and stockings with sandals?where did lindsay leave her pants? i love mr.big.when will those hollywood people learn not to drink and drive?stupid!what sweet pics of brad and shiloh.like you i am glad to see whiny brittany go.did you see that major meltdown when she returned late.wow.