Celebrity Gossip: Pam Anderson, Ryan Gosling & Rachel McAdams, the Wilson Brothers, Britney Spears, ELLEN DEGENERES, and More!

Hi Gorgeouses!

How adorable is our favourite couple — Ellen and Portia? Why did Britney fire her manager…AGAIN? What’s the deal with Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams? Who got engaged on April Fool’s Day? Want even more?…

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PAMELA ANDERSON’S INTERESTING ADDRESS TO THE PUBLIC

Such photos of Pamela Anderson on vacation in Hawaii have surfaced ALL OVER THE INTERNET. I haven’t paid much attention, other than uttering a little "yikes" now and then. I mean, she looks great at 39, but I’ve never been a fan of the "boob job." Anyway, Pam’s apparently seen all these nasty photos, too. Here’s what she wrote in response to them on her blog:

It’s only a family vacation. We had a great time in Maui – hope everyone had a great spring break too – no photographers.

Thank god I don’t have a google alert on myself (like some people I
know do on themselves) – I’ve just been sent some pics from Hawaii – I
have to laugh – well at least the world knows I don’t get botox –
ha!…I’m much hotter in my mind – (I swear I look better) – then again
I hardly check a mirror before I go outside – may start doing that
more.

I may have to start working out too though – genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far. 

I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my
lifestyle in general with my children – I’m not going to spend time
putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach – it’s definitely
surreal though – I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you
have a camera in your face – up you butt – it’s crazy – too many
tabloids – must be running out of stuff to print…I’m a semi-retired
single mom – hello?

I’m having a great time with my kids always!…nothing new.

Way to tell ’em, Pam. This actually makes me like you, rather than simply be indifferent about you…. And, it’s not so bad if the public sees you at your worst: now you can only look better — which can’t be a bad thing….

But O! To be in Hawaii right now! That water looks soooo inviting…. I’ve been gazing at toilet water too long — vomit vomit vomit morning and night…such is the beauty of pregnancy! LOVE.
Photos 2&3, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

WHO’S GETTING MARRIED???

Cutie-petutie couple Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford are getting married! He popped the question on April Fool’s Day….How romantic. How cute are they? Check these pics with her son Liam:

LOVE THEM! Harrison’s such a cutie….
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW THEY’RE BROTHERS….

I only realized they were brothers this year…. I’m a Luke girl all the way, though. But, I love Owen, too. How adorable are they?

ELLEN AND PORTIA!

Look how happy! LOVE!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet.

RYAN AND RACHEL — DUNZO?

I’m sorry to be the one to break this to you, Gorgeouses, but…Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are "on a break." I know, I know, I just told you last week or something that they were planning a secret engagement party/wedding ceremony. Well, looks like that’s off — unless this is their way of putting the paps off their scent…. I don’t think so, though. Sources close to the couple are saying it’s — wahhh — true. Freaking BOO.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF BRAD AND ANGELINA

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

Brad on the celly and Ange bored off her arse! Could easily be a photo of Josh-O and I….

Pax really IS a stunner, isn’t he? It’s TRUE what they say. Here’s Brad and Ange talking their GORJ children to daycare. Sigh, a day in the life…. And, oh, to look good in white pants again…!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Perez Hilton.

DO WE CARE ABOUT PICTURES FROM EVA LONGORIA’S BRIDAL SHOWER?

Here they are anyway….

As part of the shower’s festivities, the unmarried guests — Teri Hatcher included — had to wear a toilet-paper gown. Eva was the judge, and she crowned Teri the winner. Whatevs. I’m so OVAH Desperate Housewives.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.

THIS IS FOR ALL (TWO?) OF YOU KELLIE PICKLER FANS

Here’s Kellie dressed-to-impress at the CMA awards. Yikes. Bad hair. Bad dress. Bad boobs. If you ever EVAH want to get implants, just look at this mess. Poor Pickler.

I LOVE YOU, SEAN PRESTON FEDERLINE!!!!!

I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF THESE CHEEKS! How can Brit be away from him for even a minute — I couldn’t handle it. Too much cuteness…. Anyway, she fired her manager Larry Rudolf. She blames him for hooking her up with Paris, and she blames her management for sending her to rehab. See, she’s not AT ALL TO BLAME, Gorgeouses. Sheesh. I LOVE YOU SEAN PRESTON FEDERLINE!!!!! Squeeeeeeee!
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o X17.

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been nominated for, Gorgeouses! So, support our URBANMOMS gossip hub!!! LOVE!

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GORGEOUSES? IS DRU REALLY DEAD ON THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS? I keep waiting for the scene where they show her shivering in the woods…? Where’s the damn scene already!? She can’t be gone! CAN’T! If she is, then is Karen Taylor (the new girl) gonna become Neil’s new love interest? Wait! Is that Nia Peeples? (FYI, I’m obviously watching the show right now….)

HOW ANNOYING IS THE BACHELOR, ANDY BALDWIN, referring to the girls constantly in the THIRD PERSON!? Who does he think he is — Spencer from The Hills? Ewwwww! Right now, I’m cheering for Bevin. How ’bout you?

And, as for Stephanie T? ICK ICK ICK…

Hellooooo? Eyebrows? And, enough with the rubbing-of-the-fake-breasts-against-Andy’s-bare-rock-hard-chest. Ew! She’s so going to come out with a sex tape if things don’t work out with Andy. CALLED IT!

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xo Haley-O!