Celebrity Gossip: Gwen Stefani, Nicole Ritchie, Ashlee Simpson, Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling, and MORE!

Hi Gorgeouses,

Gwen Stefani has weight issues? Is Britney on a weight-loss surgery regimen to spite Federslime? Is Nicole Ritchie for real? How cute is Will Ferrell? More surgery for Ashlee Simpson? How much longer can Katie "hide" her unhappiness? What’s life like for Simon Cowell now? And, more!

check it!!!!!

GWEN STEFANI HAS WEIGHT ISSUES

Like, how GORJ is this cover?! It’s the May issue of Glamour Magazine, featuring our fave Gwen! But, can you believe the girl has weight issues!? I never would have guessed. But, then again, most of us women do…. Here’s what she says in her Glamour interview:

Seriously, though, it’s very boring and embarrassing and I hate
talking about it, but it’s true: I’ve always been on a diet, ever since
I was in the sixth grade. It’s an ongoing battle, and it’s a nightmare.
But I like clothes too much, and I always wanted to wear the outfits I
would make. And I’m [another chuckle] very vain.

I can sooooo relate….

BRITNEY’S WEIGHT-LOSS SURGERIES

Britney Spears recently took a two-day trip to Las Vegas to undergo weight-loss surgery…. Rumour has it that Brit’s spending $130,000 on liposuction and plastic surgery to drop FOUR sizes in as little as three months. Star Magazine states that she’s getting all this work done to get back at the Federslimeball.

Already, she’s been getting something called "LipoDissolve" injections that are supposed to gradually dissolve fat cells. Star also reports that she’s planning on getting a breast lift, a thigh-and-butt lift, liposuction on her back, love handles and tummy, a "brachioplasty" to sculpt her upper arms and a nose job.

I don’t know about you, but I smell trouble (the Tara Reid and Courtney Love, botched-surgery kinda trouble). She’s obviously still insane….

NICOLE RITCHIE TAKES HER RETRO STYLE A BIT FAR

Photo, with thanks, c/o Celebrity Puke.

There’s such a thing as taking this retro thing a bit far. I mean, it’s quite a nice dress, but…would YOU wear it? With the shades? Curious cuz I just would never — and, I have the WORST taste in clothes when I’m pregnant (if you don’t believe me, ask Ali). Here, check it again:

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

Hee! So silly!

I LOVE YOU, SEAN PRESTON FEDERLINE!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEK! LOOK HOW CUUUUUUTE! Must. Squeeze. Baby. And. Give. Kisses. LOVE! Look at his HAIR! Oy oy oy!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

WILL FERRELL IS THE BEST DRESSER

By now you know that, on days when Clive Owen isn’t available, Will Ferrell’s my man. LOVE! And, look at him in his latest ensemble! He should really give Nicole Ritchie some fashion pointers. Hi little Magnus (Will’s son)!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.

JULIA ROBERTS PREGGERS

Wow…. Speaking as a currently pregnant woman…. She looks AWWWWWWESOME!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Celebrity Baby Blog.

SIMON COWELL LIVES IT UP IN L.A.

Check out the digs and the wheels…. Someone’s livin’ it up in the Beverly Hill’s mountains! The house is estimated at $6,000,000. Sweeeet.
Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

KATIE CAN’T FAKE IT ANYMORE….

Her clenched jaw, her pursed lips, her awkward fisted hand-holding? And, look how Tom is holding her hand…. Total control freak. This picture says it all. Poor Katie….

MORE SURGERY FOR ASHLEE SIMPSON?

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

What’s up with these unnaturally puffed-out lips? Could it be more surgery? Or, could THIS be the reason?:

Are those…braces? Yikes…. Why not get veneers like all the other celebs. I mean, whaddup widdat? I miss the old Ashlee. Is there anything remotely "real" about this one?
Photo, with thanks, c/o Perez Hilton.

WEDDING BELLS?

Our favourite on-screen/off-screen couple, Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams may be tying the knot very soon! Rumour has it they’re going to have both their engagement party and their wedding ceremony at the same time! Sneaky! I’ll keep you posted, of course….

ANTM: IT’S ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!

It’s about freaking time they let "Whitelle" go. She just couldn’t model. At all. She’s gorj and all, but there was NO WAY she was winning this thing.

Frankly, I found this episode tedious. If I wanted to watch clips of old episodes, I can watch the reruns that are on all the time. I was bored. Way bored. And, I didn’t want to see those girls anymore. I’m dunzo with the twins, etc.. You? What’d you think, Gorgeouses? Is it me, or was this episode LAMO!?

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What a day I had today. These monthly OB appointments are LONG. And…I had that cheaty little monkey with me! HELP! My monkey’s a TERRIBLE TWOER. I wasn’t prepared! I just wasn’t prepared! I have no idea what to do with her lately…. Gorgeouses, she’s CLIMBING on stuff now!

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