Rough day, Gorgeouses. The monkey’s barely 18 months old, and she’s officially entered her terrible twos!  She’s addicted to Dora (which totally cracks me up), obsessed with the moon ("MYLA"!), and has the fluffiest little dimply hands EVAH. I can’t take it! Anyway, the kid’s a total HANDFUL, Gorgeouses! I can’t believe it. And, yet…she’s hysterical. So, although, I’m exhausted from chasing after this newly-walking thang, I’m laughing the whole time. And, laughter is GOOD FOR THE SOUL! LOVE!

check it!!!!!

RACHAEL RAY NEEDS TO WASH HER MOUTH OUT WITH A LITTLE EVOO


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I just wanted to say "EVOO." I know, the title of this item makes little sense, but you know what I mean. Rachael is the new Isaiah, the new Mel, the new Michael Richards. Check it. According to TMZ.com, Rachael made terrible racist remarks at a dinner, in December 2005 (when Oprah was considering taking on Ray’s show):

We’re told Ray became "extremely loud and aggressive," and began
dissing Oprah. Sources say she told the group about a portrait of Oprah
that sits in the lobby of Harpo Productions in Chicago. It’s from the
movie "Beloved" and shows Winfrey’s back, enhanced with scars. She’s
also wearing a skirt from the slavery era.


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Back at the table,
sources say Ray launched into attack mode: "Why is she wearing slave
drag? She obviously has problems being black."

But Oprah
wasn’t Ray’s only target. Sources say she told the group how much she
liked Jennifer Aniston and then called Brad Pitt a "pussy boy." But her
harshest comments were reserved for Angelina Jolie, calling her "a
skanky, backdoor c**t.

So, Ms. Ray may be in some trouble. I’ll keep you posted. This episode has definitely gotten Oprah’s attention. Of course, Ray’s publicists and companions at the table deny that Rachael said any such things.
Photo of Ray, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

AVRIL LAVIGNE DANCES AS SHE SHOPS!


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Cute, huh!? I’m not a HUGE fan of Avril. But, these are sweet pics. So girlie. Loves it!
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.

SLEEPING BUNNY!!!


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Oy. Kingston is totally delish. OY!
Gwen is BEAMING. Love this.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

KATY HOLMES LOOKING PRETTY(ISH) AT THE GIORGIO ARMANI PRIVE FASHION SHOW, PARIS


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Who knew that marrying Tom Cruise is the key to becoming a fashion icon. This nauseates me. She’s so totally still the same old Joey from Dawson’s Creek. She’s like a sheep in wolves’ clothes — only she’s a sheepish sad girl in fashionista clothing. There’s no hiding the misery. I’m sorry. I just don’t buy any of this. It’s, like, soooooo weird and whateves….


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At least she knows how to get out of a car (unlike…Britney, Paris, Lindsay, etc., etc.)….


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Well…sort of. OOPS!
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

ORLANDO CUT HIS SIGNATURE LOCKS….


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…and Olando looks HOTTT!!! Omigosh. Sweating. LOVING HIM! Mmmmmmwah!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

JESSICA BIEL IS SINGLE AGAIN AND MAYBE HOOKING UP WITH…


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…JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! (FYI, Derek Jeter has already been spotted cavorting with other women on the dance floor….) Justin and Jess were seen flirting at the Golden Globes after-parties…. She totally has the best butt in Hollywood (perhaps the world, not including you, Gorgeouses). I mean, it even looks good in ratty jogging pants….


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Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

Wow….It’s absolutely perfect….

ANG PICKS MADDOX UP FROM SCHOOL


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Sighhh…A day in the life. They are, indeed, the sweetest couple in Hollywood. As much as she annoys the crap out of me on paper, I love witnessing her growing bond with Maddox.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

TYRA SPEAKS UP AGAINST PUBLIC’S ATTACK ON HER WEIGHT


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One day not long ago, Tyra did a google search. She typed in "Tyra Fat." And, she was BLOWN AWAY by the number of articles she found in response to pictures like this one (In the now-infamous one-piece):


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Now, I say, KUDOS to Tyra for striking back with an "I LOOK GREAT" strategy, rather than a "THIS MOTIVATED ME TO LOSE THOSE NAGGING 30 POUNDS I GAINED SINCE I RETIRED FROM MODELING" strategy. I myself have gained some new respect for Tyra. As nutty and annoying as this girl is, she’s bootilicious and proud of it — and you gotta love that.


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So, I’m going to try to watch as many Oscar films before the Oscars as I can. And, GORJ reader LAVENDULA is the only person who said she’ll do it with me! Anyone else in? Because, as awesome as Lav and I are, we’re only 2 people. And, that’s a really little number, GORGEOUSES! Whateves. Be like that. Okay, I still LOVE you. Anyway, this weekend, come hell or high water (as they say), I’m going to rent me some Little Miss Sunshine, which is up for several awards. We’ll talk about it next week.

Don’t forget to come visit me at The Cheaty Monkey. The monkey and I love GORJ visitors there!

See you in the comment section (click it and comment below)! LOVE! xo Haley-O

  • http://cheatymonkey.com Haley-O

    WOW! I’m behind on my gossiping. Missed you guys! I had to take a break from the computer. Have KNITTING to do (believe it or not — more on that later).
    ALI — I don’t think those are Spanks…But, they sure as hell shouldn’t be showing….I HAVEN”T BEEN ABLE TO RENT LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE…still. It’s always freaking out!!
    LAV — still haven’t been able to rent Little Miss Sunshine! Hopefully tonight, and will write something up about it for Wednesday? Yeah — Jessica could do much hotter than Justin…. I’m liking Tyra more, too, these days. But, she’s still a bit annoying….
    TUGGY — You’re too funny. I didn’t know you snored…. And, good analogy there — Katie=shell. Totally.
    JILL — Orlando and Angelina both need more meat on their bones. i think Orlando’s, like, the only skinny guy on the planet that I find sexy(ish)….
    LAV — GO GIRL!!!!!!! I’m so behind you now! But, I have seen Devil Wears Prada…. I’ll do my best to pick up Little Miss today. Thanks for the reviews! :)
    DREA — Yes yes! Totally agree. We need more people as brave and willing to stand up to the current dangerous ideals of beauty. ALL HAIL THE BOOTY! ;)

  • http://dreawd.blogspot.com Drea

    phew.. thats an awful pic of tyra! that be awful for me … so shes doing better than I would :-) good for her! she still looks great any way. Beautiful lady. Personally I think she looks better with some weight on her. Makes her more appealing to other women I think.

  • http://www.network54.com/forum/526068 LAVENDULA

    hi hales,well i watched 2 movies today on video on demand.Little Miss Sunshine and The Devil Wears Prada.i loved little miss sunshine.it was QUIRKY.FUNNY.GREAT.the devil was funny,fashionista obsessed comedy.meryl streep was very funny as the hard-assed magazine editor…

  • http://www.live-your-live-and-smile.blogspot.com Jill

    Is it just me, but it looks like Angelina is about to be a skeleton broken in pieces?? According to the first picture!!
    Orlando is cute, but would be more attractive with a little more meat on the body, or more muscles, he is tiny!!He has a really great smile!!
    Gwen has really a picture perfect family!!

  • http://justtug.blogspot.com Tug

    Rachel, if she DID say all that, says what she thinks. hmmmm.
    Gwen, Avril, Orlando, Jessica? Love.
    Katie’s just a shell anymore it seems…
    Not going there with Angie, don’t like.
    Tyra? Yea.for.her!!
    I couldn’t tell you the last movie I saw, especially in a theatre…The Incredibles maybe?? Put me in a cool dark room, I’m snoring.

  • http://www.network54.com/forum/526068 LAVENDULA

    hi haley,aren’t toddlers awesome little people!i love mine.shes hilarious.anyhow…i can’t beleive rachael said that stuff about oprah and i can’t beleive she called another woman a C—T! i hate that word.shame on her.thats a cute pic of gwen and kingston.jessica biel has class,some of her peers should take some lessons from her.eww did you say she might be hooking up with justin timberlake?orlando is sooo adorable.ang,if,nothing else loves her children.i like tyra.i think shes a good role model for young girls and women.i have to find a video card but i’ll go look for little miss sunshine.hope its in.

  • http://www.alimartell.com ali

    are those spanks that Katie Holmes is sporting?!!
    also…little miss sunshine is an amazing movie. i loved it.

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