Hi Gorgeouses!

I’m STILL waiting for Sir Rascal to go to SLEEP. What do you do with a 2-month-old who’s not sleeping, not eating and not playing, just fussing…? You sit. And, you rock. And, you rock. And, you gossip when you can. So….

check it!!!

THE HILLS: IS WHITNEY DUNZO?


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So, last week, "Hillsfan" requested some deets on Whitney Port’s rumoured departure from The Hills. See there’s a rumour floating around that she’s been fired! And…, that the show’s already started filming with her replacement. Apparently, they’re firing Whitney because she’s too boring, too "vanilla"….

Before I speak to this, I just have to say……..SAY IT ISN’T SO! I freaking LOVE Whitney! I, like, look forward to her chats with Lauren — granted, they’re always ridiculously rehearsed, and redundant, but she’s cute and quirky and definitely a key ingredient to the show’s success, as far as I’m concerned. So, I’m really hoping this rumour isn’t true.

But, alas, methinks it IS so. Everyone’s talking about it. There’s a new season of The Hills in the works. And, Whitney’s not a part of it.

Here’s Whitney’s lucky replacement….

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Her name’s Jenna Goldsmith, and she’s an intern at Teen Vogue. You can check her blog here.

Meanwhile….


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Lauren Conrad is looking A-MA-ZING on the cover of January’s issue of Shape. In the issue, she talks about how the pressure to be thin in Hollywood drove her to get into some serious shape: 

"In Hollywood, there’s so much pressure to look good all the
time that I started to feel uncomfortable with
my body…. It hasn’t been easy getting back in shape…. Every morning I wake up and my muscles are sore, but it’s worth it."

Ahh, to be 21 again, and look like THAT! To stay in perfect shape, Lauren works out with Jarett Del Bene twice weekly. The workout includes weight training, kickboxing, and running on the treadmill.

LIKE OMIGOSH….


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Amy Winehouse…. Looks more like a candidate for Extreme Makeover than a rock star…. She’s never looked rougher — and that’s saying a lot….

Anyway…. Here she is walking barefoot, in only a bra and jeans, in freezing cold East London at 5:40am. Apparently, she was also "mumbling" incomprehensibly. While rumour has it she was at a friend’s house shortly before the incident, Amy’s reps have stated that she "had been asleep and heard
a noise…. She went outside to investigate.
She didn’t realize the time." Suuurrre….

PARIS IS FAT


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Ooops. I meant Paris’s LIPS are fat. WTF?!?

BRAD PITT…LOVE….


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We are LOVING Brad Pitt right now, Gorgeouses! He’s contributed $5,000,000 of his own money to his MIR (Make It Right) project — in which he plans to build 150 new environmentally-friendly homes for the New Orleans people by next summer. LOVE LOVE LOVE! He’s not only hott, but HOTT! Of course, this means that the fam will be spending the holidays in New Orleans…. Check Angelina and Maddox at the Hot Pink Party in New Orleans — where Brad announced his plans for MIR.


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PROJECT RUNWAY CANADA

Are you loving it? I can’t get enough. It’s not as good as the American Project Runway — c’mon, you don’t GET much better than Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn ("make it work!")! But, it’s still a hoot. And, the contestants DELIVER when it comes to drama. LOVE! Here are my hopes for the final three:


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MG! She makes me want to cut me some short-arse BANGS! Fab designer — should win it.


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HATED him the whole time — until he strutted down the runway in THIS. Love love LOVE. I still want MG to take it home, though.


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This week was HEINOUS for Lucian. That suit! That SUIT! But, no doubt, he’s a brillers WOMEN’s clothing designer. I still want MG to take it home, though…. What do you think, Gorgeouses? Who’s your fave?

MG MG MG MG!! Stephen’s great, too, of course (they all are). But, these three are by far the strongest. I CANNOT believe they so stupidly eliminated MG earlier on. THANK UNIVERSE they took her back. She’s fascinating. Loves the bangs….


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I’d gossip a little more and a little spunkier, but…not only is the baby fussing, but I write this bittersweetly. You’ll see why soon enough. LOVE!

Come visit me at THE CHEATY MONKEY! See why the ole hubby is making me MAD!!!

LOVE! xo Haley-O

 

  • http://urbanmoms.typepad.com/the_balancing_act/ Amreen

    i think i have to start missing the hills – feels like i’m missing out on a serious tv phenomenon. i’m loving project runway canada too – started watching because one of my dear law school buddies – shawn hewson – is one of the judges! he’s now a super fashion designer and having way more fun than us lawyers – AND he gets to hang with Iman – jealous!!

  • http://urbanmoms.typepad.com/the_balancing_act/ Amreen

    i think i have to start missing the hills – feels like i’m missing out on a serious tv phenomenon. i’m loving project runway canada too – started watching because one of my dear law school buddies – shawn hewson – is one of the judges! he’s now a super fashion designer and having way more fun than us lawyers – AND he gets to hang with Iman – jealous!!

  • http://urbanmoms.typepad.com/this_life Elizabeth

    Haley, I love that you are so ahead of the gossip. I’m reading you and kind of listening to the tv in the background and it’s Larry King interviewing Brad about MIR. I’m in Brad surround-sound!

  • http://frogandtoadarestillfriends.blogspot.com Beck

    I think Lauren COnrad looks horrifyingly thin – you can count her ribs and her hip bones jut out. I think being healthily thin looks beautiful, but she looks kind of scary.
    Oh, PARIS.

  • http://www.network54.com/forum/526068 LAVENDULA

    paris’lips look so ridiculous…i love brad pitt thanks for photo.its so nice to see a celeb that cares so much and puts their money to positive uses…love project runway canada but i’m looking forward to PR i love tim gunn.amy really needs to get her shite together.and as for a winner on prcanada don’t know who i like best…

  • Jennifer

    Paris’ lips remind me of the worms my sons use for fishing at the cottage…not the look she was aiming for, I’m sure!

  • http://speilramble.blogspot.com shay

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one watching Project Runway Canada!! LOVE!
    I love the crazy hair braid guy (sorry. I know noones’ name lol) and girl with short bangs:)
    I wants me a personal trainer! And with her money I could do soooooooooo much better than Paris Hilton with my life:) So unfair!

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