Hi Gorgeouses!

I just did a late night starbucks run to keep me awake for this gossiping. Ssshhhhh! Do NOT tell my Cheaty-Monkey readers because they’ll YELL at me for not sleeping or at least taking it easy…. They do that. Love! Let’s get this pawdy stawded, yo….

check it!!!

NICOLE KIDMAN HAS LOOKED BETTER


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Has Nicole Kidman let herself go since getting married? Cuz, DUDE! This is not the Nicole we know and (well, not really) love! Her hair here TOTALLY ages her. And, shouldn’t she be working it right now? What, with her new movie — The Golden Compass, a MUST-SEE! — in theatres. Not that I have anything against Nic personally, but the girl has seen better days. She’s often criticized for looking older than she is (40). Homegirl needs a new stylist, or something — ‘cuz forty should be "fabulous", not "frumpy".
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

PARIS’ GOT A BOYFRIEND, PARIS’ GOT A BOYFRIEND, LA LA LA LA LA LA


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Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.


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Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

Paris is dating this guy. Alex Vaggo. He’s MUCH too pretty for my taste (but, you all know by now that I love me some scruffy brutish  MANLY man…!). What do YOU think, Gorgeouses? I must say it amazes me that ANYONE dates her…, for SO many reasons…, namely:


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I know that lingerie-as-outerwear is in right now…. But, who wears that? Seriously?

I’M SORRY BUT….


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…These two have to win the title for MOST BORING COUPLE ALIVE — hands down. Where’s the chemistry? I totally don’t get them. Anyway, Madonna and Guy Ritchie are making EXCITING headlines because he has a new movie Revolver coming out, and Madonna’s planning a star-studded premiere. The movie’s apparently a re-do of the 2005 flick that bombed at the Toronto Film Festival. He couldn’t just let. it. go. Can’t wait NOT to see that…….

THE GIRL’S GOT STYLE


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I’m not a huge Hayden fan, but, I gotta admit, the girl’s got style. She ALWAYS looks fab and gorj. When I lose my preggo pounds, she’ll be one of my style go-to-girls, fashizzle…. And, look at her bawd….


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Gorrrrrj!!!

MAXIM’S NINE HOTTEST PREGGERS WOMEN EVAH

Maxim chose the following nine women as the most FABULOUS preggers women evah. Check it (in no particular order…):


Angelina_jolie

Angelina


Brooke_burke

Brooke Burke


Christina_aguilera

Christina Aguilera


Gwen_stefani

Gwen Stefani (HOLLLAAAAAH! Love!)


Halle_berry

Halle Berry


Heidi

Heidi Klum (I mean, duhhhhh! GIRL CRUSH!!!)


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Jaime Pressly


Monica_bellucci

Monica Bellucci (who?)


Naomi_watts

Naomi Watts


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Ooo! LookaME on the list!  Hee! Errrrmmm….No. You’ll be happy to know my nose has returned to its prepreggers state. THANK UNIVERSE! …if only the rest of my bawd would. I know…in time…in time….

FINALLY! MEET SALMA HAYEK’S BABY GIRL!


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Awwww! Meet Valentina Paloma Pinault, Salma Hayek’s daughter — born September 20th. Of course, Salma already has her miraculous 41-year-old body back. She looks amazing. Pretty baby, too! Congrats!

USHER’S A DADDY!


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Welcome Usher Raymond V! This 7 pound 9 ounce bundle of joy is Usher and Tameka Foster’s new baby boy — born Monday. Congrats!

BOOOOOO…!


Shia

First he’s arrested, and now he’s pictured SMOKING? What happened to cute sweet nerdy innocent Shia Labeouf, like, from Holes and even Transformers and stuff? Boo. But, umm, suddenly, he’s looking kinda, erm…, hott?
Photo, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.


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LOVE! XO HALEY-O

  • Nevena

    WTF?!! I am sorry BUT what means Monica Bellucci (WHO?)- what is this??! >:/
    She is the most beaytifull woman in the WORLD!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa “Who?” is not necesery for her!!

  • http://www.hemakesmesmile.blogspot.com Heather

    I know you hate the Britney gossip….but I read here (http://laragmag.com/) that Britney is preggers again. If anyone can stamp truth on this, it’s you….is it true?

  • http://temporarilyme.com sam

    I love you!
    *snort* skimming past those pregger pictures… then getting to you? man, you made me laugh… I just wasn’t expecting it!
    Doesn’t Brit Brit have those same boots as Hayden??

  • http://jill-l-acadienne.blogspot.com Jill

    That cannot be Shia Leboeuf!!!He looks like a man on that picture!! And I think I might have to agree, he is looking hot on that picture!! Without the yark smoking part!!
    And I think I really rub off you my Hayden likeness!!
    And you better get so sleep and stop running late to the Starbuck!!(I have to say it , because I’m a Cheaty Monkey reader too!!)

  • http://dreawd.blogspot.com Drea

    I just had to say… that the GOLDEN COMPASS is not a must see…. I know your Jewish right? or your family is… an yhow. The Goldan Compass is a movie that has to do with killing God. Its awful! I may write a blog about it later… but it is not a must see…. I think a lot less of Nicole K. for even starring in it… because I really liked her.
    Love the preggo pics :-) you fit right in! so cute.

  • http://urbanmoms.typepad.com/moms_the_word/ Jen

    Paris is icky and so is her girly man.
    Shia! Say it ain’t so…but you are right about lookin’ hott.
    It is funny ’cause I didn’t really notice your nose when you were pg but now that it is back to normal I can totally see it!

  • http://www.network54.com/forum/526068 LAVENDULA

    arrrgghhhh….my comp is acting up…thanks for the pic of salma and valentina. i love salma.paris and her pretty boy.who cares.who knew that the nerdy kid from even stevens would grow up so cute.nicole looks puffy.is it possible shes pregnant? i think monica belluci is an actress.i have to go and google her name now to see what i saw her in….most of those preggy women were beatiful but the prettiest and nicest was the last one.

  • http://alimartell.com ali

    i love Hayden. always have.
    i feel like she and i have very similar body types. i totally want her body. i actually posted about that today. funny!

  • http://jen-girls.blogspot.com/ Rosebud & Papoosie Girl

    That updo/bouffant on Nicole is dreadful for sure. Hayden is a chick little thing, but at her age she had better look good!
    As for Paris and her new man…yuck on all accounts.

  • http://lauraldawn.blogspot.com Laural

    You’re right about Nicole. what’s going on?
    Love the list of pretty pregnant women. Ha – where was I? (I look stunning today … kidding) And, by the way I’m glad your nose is back to normal.
    As for hayden – I htink she’s about 18 – so lucky her. She won’t look that good after 2 kids.

  • Kate

    Shia Shia Shia…..why why why? I enjoy his acting, to bad it seems like he is falling onto that road that so many other young actors/actresses do.
    And Paris…yuck. Can’t stand her!

  • allison

    nicole kidman just isn’t aging well…does she not look like she has had her face messed with/stuffed w something? she’d look better natural,…sad.

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