Okay, so A FEW OF YOU tried to get me in trouble with THE BOSS (Jen)! She told me ALL about it when we went out on the town with my fellow Urbanmoms writers and Agathe tonight. You APPARENTLY think I should be covering the REBECCA ECKLER story. Personally, I don’t think it’s my territory. I actually think it’s ALI’s territory (hee!!) because SHE’s seen the movie, and SHE reviewed her specially-personally-delivered copy of Eckler’s book WIPED, AND she’s friends with Eckler, and because she just posted HIDEOUS pictures of me (or, of MY PREGGO BREASTS) on her blog AGAIN!? It’s NOT my territory because, as gossip, it’s not "cheaty" enough for me, and because I haven’t seen the movie KNOCKED UP and am in the PROCESS of reading Eckler’s book KNOCKED UP!
Anyway, since you asked for it, and since I DO love YOU…. Rebecca Eckler has filed suit against Hollywood writer/director Judd Apatow and Universal Pictures for copyright infringement. To her, the movie’s title is the same as her book’s, the martini glass with soother around stem in the promotional images is the same, the premise — a journalist who gets pregnant after one night of unprotected sex — is the same, the male leads are both Canadian, and so forth.
"I feel like I was violated," says Eckler, "like somebody came into my home and robbed (me)….This (book) is my baby…. People say, ‘Oh, you’re going after this because it’s been a hit movie’…. No, actually I’ve been going after this way before (anyone knew) it was going to be a hit movie. For me, this has been (coming) for a long, long time."
NOW, ON to the real CHEATY STUFF!
PARIS: FREE WOMAN
Oh Pahleeeeeeease! I’m SO OVAH this. But, Paris will be all over the news for the next while. OOOooooOOoooO — the NEW PARIS: will she be shy? will she change her ways for the greater good of the world! Stay the frick tuned. MY ARSE! Nexxxxxxxt! But, if you want more, check her on LARRY KING LIVE…. — ohhhh, Larry!
Here are some more pics of this shy, happy, mama’s girl, Paris….
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.
She looks much better without her usual makeup, though, doesn’t she? Everyone’s talking about it….
And, she lost a total of 7 pounds in the slammer. Here’s a list of what she’d order off the menu in a week (in addition to the regular 3 meals/day) — as obtained by TMZ:
I know my list would be "Blueberry muffin. blueberry muffin. blueberry muffin. blueber…." I could live very happily on blueberry muffins….
LASTLY, check how much Paris likes the celebrity news site TMZ — she drew them this picture and wrote the letter below:
…I think I might start dotting my "i"’s like Paris does…………….!!!!!!! (you couldn’t PAY me to.)
APPLE — EEEE! HOW SWEET IS SHE! (SSHHH…I LIKE THE NAME APPLE! NOT FOR MY OWN KID, THOUGH, NOT THAT I’M SAYING I’M HAVING A GIRL OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I MIGHT BE HAVING A BOY…AND, I’D NEVER NAME MY BOY APPLE…OR MY GIRL…IF IT’S A GIRL…)
Apple looks sooo SWEET! I LOVE the dress! And, Gwyneth looks frumpier than usual with those HIDEOUS, ole crutches — they’re not even PINK! or DIAMOND-STUDDED! or HIGH-TECH. In case you’re wondering, rumour has it she had knee surgery.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
HILARY DUFF IS TOTALLY BUFF!
She looks great. Teeny-tiny, but great. And, happy and healthy since her Joel-Madden breakup. Like Reese Witherspoon, break up just made her FIERCER. Go girl. These pics are featured in the new issue of Shape Magazine.
LIKE, HOW HARD IS IT TO KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON, BRITNEY????
Seriously. How hard is it? To keep your clothes on? COME. ON. Here’s Brit again, flashing her breasts to the paps at the Jill Roberts boutique in Beverly Hills. She was pulling back the curtain to ask her assistant, "How do these bikini bottoms look, y’all?" Like, WHO does that?
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash News and TMZ.
I WOULD HATE TO BE EVA LONGORIA’S BRIDESMAID
I mean, wouldn’t YOU? She’s getting all her bridesmaids Cartier bling (there she is in the pic, shopping for the gifts) — and, I mean, who wants THAT!? Sheesh! Omigosh, I have never wanted to be a bridesmaid as badly as right now. The wedding’s in 2 weeks. There’s still time for me. I’ll just shoot her an email.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
NANCY GRACE!!! PREGGERS!!! WITH TWINS!!!
47-year-old famed lawyer and CNN anchorwoman, Nancy Grace, is 4 months pregnant with twins! Wow. Just. Wow…. But, the poor fetuses have to hear all that creepy scary stuff she talks about on CNN all the time…!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AMY WINEHOUSE?
She’s EVERYWHERE these days. I like her ‘cuz she’s unique. And, ‘cuz I digg this song…. The monkey LOVES this song! It’s the perfect opportunity for her to sing her favourite word — "NO, NO, NO"…. Check the vid!
Want more Cheaty? Check it — at The Cheaty Monkey! I got crazy deets from the girls’ night out!
Want to hear me ramble on about my pregnancy? Check it — at Haley’s Pregnancy Blog! YOUR BELLY PICTURES ARE UP – UP – UP!