On tap today: GUESS THE CELEBRITY BUTT; BRITNEY gives up the kids; I dream of GEORGE CLOONEY; SIMON COWELL and RYAN SEACREST hanging out?; JOAQUIN PHOENIX at LAX…..
GUESS THE BUTT!
Can you guess the butt? Answer’s at the bottom of today’s post….
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.
JOAQUIN PHOENIX OUT AND ABOUT
What is it about this man that I find so hott…. Even just coming off the plane all grungy and airplane-smelly. Hhhhot. Mysterious. Talented. WANT.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.
BRITNEY GIVES UP KIDS BUT GETS VISITATION RIGHTS
So, KFed got full physical custody of the children as of today, October 3. No word on how Britney’s doing. She didn’t even show up to court today. A little bit of good news for her, though, is that she does get monitored visitation rights. So, her kids will still know their mother. They just won’t be going on any more trips to Carl’s Jr. fast-food joint with her, and, hopefully, they won’t be subjected to as many paparazzi flash bulbs. Poor things. Here’s hoping KFed will stand up to the task of raising these two adorable, unfortunate children….
Everyone’s thinking the same thing…. Everyone fears destruction, suicide, in Britney’s future. Well, her family really IS worried.
In an interview with The Sun, Britney’s aunt, Kentwood resident Chanda McGovern reveals her and her family’s fears for Britney:
“We are very worried that things are going to spiral out of control.
“Instead of her turning to her family she is going to turn to the
friends she has been hanging with — and the partying and drugs.
“And whether it be intentionally or accidental, there may be a drugs overdose.
“We are worried about suicidal tendencies in her.
“Everything is spiraling down and she has not got a backbone — a family member to help her.
“We fear that one day we may turn on the TV that she’s done something terrible to herself.”
“Every time you turn the TV on it’s something and every time it’s
more negative than the last. It gets worse and worse. Not wearing
panties is not something a true southern girl would do.
“Then, in front of the paparazzi when she crashed into the car and said, ‘Oops’ and took off, she knows better than that.”
“In some of the clips we’ve seen it looks like either she’s on something or so drunk she doesn’t know what world she’s in.
“It’s heartbreaking. Everybody is human, but she needs to come back
down to earth. Her mother was always her backbone. Since they’ve fallen
out everything has gone to hell.
“The kids came second and her party life came first so it really
wasn’t a shock that the kids have been taken away from her. It was just
“You just want to reach out and grab her and hug her and tell her you love her. I want to knock some sense into her and say, ‘Britney — wake up!’
“It’s almost like it’s a nightmare and we want her to wake up from it.
“But she’s a grown woman. She knows how to make her mind up and she’s choosing the wrong path.”
Wow. Let’s hope Britney gets some real help instead of turning to the drugs and partying her family fears she’ll turn to….
DREAM A LITTLE DREAM….
I dreamed I was trying to score THIS GUY last night:
He was into it. And, I was so surprised he was attracted to me with leftover preggers pooch…. You know, I’m so not into him in real life, though. I prefer CLIIIIIVE Owen. But, I suppose if I saw him in person, I’d be melty…?
JUST BECAUSE IT’S HARD TO IMAGINE….
Hee! Cute! Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest actually DO hang out together! And, topless! In a pool! In Miami! Cute. I love you, Simon!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.
GUESS THE BUTT: ANSWER
Yes! You got it! It’s BRAD PITT! Looking HOTT as he climbs a brick wall on the set of his new flick Burn After Reading in NYC.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.
Gorgeouses! Please forgive any typos. I’m so tired right now I’m fidgeting like crazy. The monkey didn’t nap today, so I’ve been up for like practically 20 hours between the two kids…. The new babe is very demanding….
AND, there’s so much more I wanted to gossip with you about! Bear with me, Gorgeouses. And, please forgive any typos. No time! No time!! Another week or two and I’ll be back on track. LOVE!
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