0 06/29/2012 entertainment Humour

in my bag I packed

stuffed van.jpg
 

Ugly hot minivan en route to cottage, stuck in traffic on highway, stuffed with

an easel
5 duffel bags
7 litres of paint
8 bags of groceries
75 canvasses
gallon of gesso
gallon of modelling paste
gallon of painting gel
encaustic paints
2 irons and a hot plate for encaustic
a heat gun
one 18″ Mac desktop computer
ipods, kobos
3 fishing rods
3 bikes
25 files in an accordian file
rubber boots, flip flops, sneakers, sandals, birkenstocks
strapless bras pink bras white bras nude bras
dresses halters cover ups shorts Ts
 a long dress just in case
bagels bikinis blow torches booze
bumper kisses ever so slightly, a  sparkling convertable with top down and not a single anything in it other than a bottle of water and a little bag where the zipper actually closes and a well put together specimen of a man
all I can think is where are you going with so little stuff? I never have nothing in my car.

More Posts From The Entertainment Category

0 TV

How Parenting Is Like An Episode Of Scandal

I've been Netflix bingeing and that can only mean one thing—parenting pop culture. My latest indulgence…

Join Nintendo For A Very Important YO-KAI WATCH 2 Famil…

We were pretty excited to find out that Nintendo will be releasing their newest game, YO-KAI WATCH 2, on…

Our Favourite TIFF 2016 Celebrity Sightings!

The Toronto International Film Festival is almost over for another year and the stars have been out everywhere! They…

What The Heck Is Snapchat And Why Are Our Kids Always O…

If you’ve got a teenager, you can probably look over at any time of the day or night and find them snapping selfie…