0 06/29/2012 entertainment Humour

in my bag I packed

stuffed van.jpg
 

Ugly hot minivan en route to cottage, stuck in traffic on highway, stuffed with

an easel
5 duffel bags
7 litres of paint
8 bags of groceries
75 canvasses
gallon of gesso
gallon of modelling paste
gallon of painting gel
encaustic paints
2 irons and a hot plate for encaustic
a heat gun
one 18″ Mac desktop computer
ipods, kobos
3 fishing rods
3 bikes
25 files in an accordian file
rubber boots, flip flops, sneakers, sandals, birkenstocks
strapless bras pink bras white bras nude bras
dresses halters cover ups shorts Ts
 a long dress just in case
bagels bikinis blow torches booze
bumper kisses ever so slightly, a  sparkling convertable with top down and not a single anything in it other than a bottle of water and a little bag where the zipper actually closes and a well put together specimen of a man
all I can think is where are you going with so little stuff? I never have nothing in my car.

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